The plot is gaining steam,
So back to this old theme.
Here's what's been happening on Galavant...!
When we saw Izzy last,
This guy had been outcast.
He vowed revenge and fled to Madalena.
He brought to her palais
The dark, dark evil way—
Gareth's against it, but the Queen's insaner.
Will she use it and go overboard?
Not if the man who wields this sword
Stands tall—
The hero that they call
The one true king of all,
Which brings us back to Galavant—
And,
Our hero plows ahead
His army's kinda dead,
And yet his energy is far from flaggin'.
King Richard rides with Gal,
Bringing his lizard pal
(Which may or may not be a real live dragon),
Plus, he's got the sword, which, you'll recall
Means he's the king who'll rule them all
And so!
To war three armies go!
One evil, one so-so,
One dead and led by Galavant.
Will Richard kill his former best friend,
Who stole queen and crown, and made him look buffoony?
Can Gal still win back the princess again?
True, they're more than likely through,
Unless he can re-do
That really awful smooch-a-roony.
And Sid is who-knows-where,
Him and his awesome hair,
Seeking redemption for a little while, and
Roberta's said goodbye,
Since Richard's sure to die—
And now she's on her way to Spinster Island.
Gosh! So much to dump upon your doormat
In our half-hour sitcom format— still,
There's plot holes we must fill!
And though I doubt we will,
We're gonna try on Galavant!