H, if you are an avocado afici-aficionado You could push my button and see I'm not ready, no I'm not ready to eat 'Cuz if you choose out to pick me You'll find that I'm, I'm clinging to my tree Oh, and when I'm ready Will I make the call Wish for two good hands to catch my fall Till then, you best stay away Find a better avocado that's ripe today 'Cuz if you cut the skin you'll see A stone where a heart should be Oh, where a heart should be Where a heart should be I said, if you are an avocado afici-aficionado, no Well, you could push my button and see That I'm not ready, no Not ready to eat Not ready for your toast in the morning When your belly wake, still yawning Not ready for your midnight snack Not ready to give nothing back 'Cuz if you choose out to pick me And if you cut the skin you'll see A stone where a heart should Where a heart should be