Hello birthday person, Your time has come again, This whole house is swinging like a monkey on a chain, And the champagne pops like rifle shots as evry one grows dim, We need a mirror to reflect upon this mess we're in, And we sing, Your happy day is here again x4 Well hello birthday person, I heard that you were thin, So I got you some religion to cuddle to your skin, And your body makes you nervous, About sagging mental health, If I was you I'd trade you in and find somebody else, And we sing Your happy day is here again x8 And this window looks out on the sea, And there's nothing between you and me, Well I see you're expecting to fly, Well you know the world won't catch you, So you'd better kiss your friends goodbye, Your happy day is here again x8 Your happy day is here again x11 We're going down x7