(Ah, he's definitely gonna think this song's about him, haha)
I was talking to my friends the other day
They don't like you very much, what can I say?
It's a running joke that I keep falling for the lies, hoping that you're gonna stay
But lately I've been thinking 'bout, thinking 'bout it, mmm
I'm thinking that I'm good without, good without it
You're not my type
Won't even say "I miss you"
Or "I wanna kiss you"
Or ask me to stay up all night
To talk about your issues
And that's the issue
It's a pity 'cause my heart's on the line
I thought the Mr. Cool Guy
Would be a little different this time
But I guess with therapy and real good wine
I realized you're not my type
And I don't know why it's just so bittersweet
Not really practicing a single word I preach
But it's so typical for me to fall for somebody who doesn't even like me
You're not my type
Won't even say "I miss you"
Or "I wanna kiss you"
Or ask me to stay up all night
To talk about your issues
And that's the issue
It's a pity 'cause my heart's on the line
I thought the Mr. Cool Guy
Would be a little different this time
But I guess with therapy and real good wine
I realized you're not my type
And my mama told me just the other day
That boys like you should really stay the fuck away
'Cause on the surface it seems like it's really meant to be
But we're not in love on TV
But lately I've been thinking 'bout, thinking 'bout it
I'm thinking that I'm good without, good without it
You're not my type
Won't even say "I miss you"
Or "I wanna kiss you"
Or ask me to stay up all night
To talk about your issues
And that's the issue
It's a pity 'cause my heart's on the line
I thought the Mr. Cool Guy
Would be a little different this time
But I guess with therapy and real good wine
I realized you're not my type
(Ooh, but I guess with therapy and real good wine)
(I realized you're not my type)