(Ah-woo) (Ah-woo) Relax I know that you need to go easy Two roads and you take your time I'm past They know that you need to go slowly They know the way to your minds Relax I know that you need to go easy Two roads and you take your time Relax The world is at a point of so much instability That everything just turns into a steady gloom Pound crashed Queen died Environmental suicide As powerful people laugh at insults in a room about This one's haircut This one's tax cut This one's found a way to profit from a tax cut Turns out a tax cut Isn't all that but you're a rat Took your money, now you'd love to see a tax cut And I'm here In my room beside a window And I check the time, nine Is it time I should remove the blinds? Wake the fuck up Drink a coffee Maybe three, five? Somehow I didn't sleep a minute last night And I'm crawling through life on about 10% capacity Wake up, check the time Should I get up and have a wee? Open the blinds, the sun don't stop smacking me What the fuck have you done when your government went mad? And see how much is going on (how) Go switch the telly on (go) Fancy that? Is it that you wanna see another bomb? Wanna see today's headline? Everything is goin' wrong Wanna see tomorrow's headline? Has all of it gone? No, nothing has gone In fact it's only fucking multiplied Everybody is sat chattin' nonsense Gettin' on with life (ah-woo) Wading through the shit to find a crusty leather armchair (ah-woo) Sit there Gaze into a wall as we all gently die (relax) I know that you need to go easy (ahh) Two roads and you take your time I'm past They know that you need to go slowly They know the way to your minds Relax Wank yourself to death Tell your family that you love 'em Tell your friends you always wanted to get out of there, you couldn't Tell your folks that are you happy Tell 'em even though you're not You've gotta keep up your appearances Appearances is all you got You can't go waffling on 'bout your problems They are no more special than anybody else's A problem shared's a problem doubled Don't you dare address your troubles Bury it You won't find you'll ever have to tell shit to anyone When everybody's gone You'll be the last to think that you were wrong And you can take that to the grave When your moralizations are in tatters You'll arrive at the conclusion that nothing much matters at all Oh, oh, oh, woah Nothing much matters at all I know that you need to go relax I know that you need to go easy Two roads and you take your time I'm past They know that you need to go slowly They know the way to your minds Relax I know that you need to go easy Two roads and you take your time (take your time) Relax