No father, no son, and no holy ghost It don't feel like Christmas out here on the coast No it don't feel like Christmas out there on the coast The streets are all empty The transplants went home I couldn't fly back Not enough southwest points And it's in the low 60's We complain it's too cold Visit our families on Facetime Through the cracks in our phones The one time of year we wait for the most But it don't feel like Christmas out here on the coast No it don't feel like Christmas out there on the coast The neighbors are more friendly Theirs lights on their homes Their dogs are in sweaters My favorite bar's closed And I've got a playlist That's setting the tone We even got a little bit of snow It went straight up my nose No father, no son, and no holy ghost It don't feel like Christmas out here on the coast No it don't feel like Christmas out there on the coast We're all hailing Satan with a well whiskey toast Cause it don't feel like Christmas out there on the coast No it don't feel like Christmas out there on the coast No father, no son, and no holy ghost It don't feel like Christmas out here on the coast No it don't feel like Christmas out there on the coast