Di ya remember the little Ferguson tractor Johnny? The were a great little yoke you start an I'll join in, ... Oh I am a little Ferguson built so many years ago I was bought up in Dublin at the RDS spring show I'm a lovely little tractor and I look so very cute Not like the tractor of today that great big ugly brute ... Well they brought me home to Fenagh in the county of Carlow And the first man to drive me was mickey's uncle joe He put on his top coat and he jumped upon me sate Pulled back on the throttle and he flew out through the gate ... Oh I am a little Ferguson built so many years ago I was bought up in Dublin at the RDS spring show I'm a lovely little tractor and I look so very cute Not like the tractor of today that great big ugly brute ... All the auld lads started laughing and jeering now you see They said that auld black jackass was far better now then me But the jackass he is long since dead his bones has turned to dust Here am I freshly painted would nare a speck a rust ... Oh I am a little Ferguson built so many years ago I was bought up in Dublin at the RDS spring show I'm a lovely little tractor and I look so very cute Not like the tractor of today that great big ugly brute ... Oh where have all the years gone by I'm parked here in the shed Poor auld uncle joe is inside crippled in the bed But every september until the man is dead He'll grab his little walking aid an he'll head up for the shed ... Oh I am a little Ferguson built so many years ago I was bought up in Dublin at the RDS spring show I'm a lovely little tractor and I look so very cute Not like the tractor of today that great big ugly brute ... He'll check me oil and water he'll shine and polish me Then he'll bring me down to Fenagh for everyone to see They'll put him sitting on me sate he looks so very proud As he drives me through the steam rally to the cheering of the crowed ... Oh I am a little Ferguson built so many years ago I was bought up in Dublin at the RDS spring show I'm a lovely little tractor and I look so very cute Not like the tractor of today that great big ugly brute Not like the tractor of today that great big ugly brute