Tonight I'm feeling mean, I'm feeling mean Tonight I'm feeling mean, I'm feeling mean Tonight I'm feeling mean, gonna make an ugly scene Cuz tonight I'm feeling mean, I'm feeling mean Tonight I'm gonna pick myself a fight Give some deserving dirtbag a black eye And if he swings at me, then I'll bust that sucker's knee Cuz tonight I'm feeling mean, I'm feeling mean I'm feeling mean I'm feeling mean The meanest hunk of meat that anyone's ever seen Get out of the way of the hurricane or there's a heavy price to pay Tonight I'm feeling mean, I'm feeling mean Tonight I'm gonna drink like daddy done Gonna act a fool and keep on till the dawn Drink fifteen pints of beer, then I'll roll right out of here Tonight I'm gonna drink like daddy done I'm feeling mean I'm feeling mean The meanest hunk of meat that anyone's ever seen Get out of the way of the hurricane or there's a heavy price to pay Tonight I'm feeling mean, I'm feeling mean