You saw a boy With mushroom-like hair He thought he annoyed you Cause you were there to stare He's singing a song With his uke playing along You went beside him And all night's when you'll be listenin I like fries He said to you with a big bright smile Then he cried With tears drippin' out his eyes I've never had a friend Who'd listen to me all night long That was what he said To you he seemed so pretty Oh mushroom-like hair boy Has much more room for friends He looks like a children's toy, that's off 90% He just might be a child But the feelings that he fought As soft as pumpkin pie You hope that he wouldn't rot