I sail the seas like a pirate
Searching for treasure and places to hide it
You name the crime bet I've tried it
Being an outlaw just gets me excited
I love to steal
And I'm taking your automobile
I hate Peter Pan and the Lost Boys
I like getting liquored and making lots of noise
It's my life it's my choice
But if you take my keys you're gonna walk my wooden plank
Because I'm still good to drive
And its good to be alive
When I'm off the water
I'll be that creep staring at your daughter
It's those jeans you bought her
They tell me that U should prepare for the slaughter
I hope she's available
Cause damn that ship is sailable
I caulked the wagon and floated
With a patch on my eye and a gut that is bloated
I tell all the ladies I'm loaded
When my cannon fires, your boat gets exploded