We're going to hit the town tonight Have some fun, really do it right Watch the game Drink Bud Light Scope some babes Pick a fight But I want hops And I want malt Not a urine flavour assault I can't understand Drinking piss from a can When Colin's on his fifth or sixth (Or fifty sixth) I'm on my first, cause I've been tasting it PBR, none for me It tastes like someone took a shit in Kokanee I want hops And I want malt Not a fecal flavour assault I can't understand Drinking piss from a can And you won't see me puke (Like Steve Duke) At least not from alcohol abuse He's passing out with a grin (In sweat stained skin) I will never be Colin I can't understand I can't understand I just can't understand Drinking piss Drinking piss from a can