How 'bout we take a flight to France
The plane will crash and we'll poop our pants
Just kidding that'll never happen to us
Because we've got our own show, oh no
This is a real piece of junk
I thought it would be much nicer
I want the Ted Danson plane
Kramer stop jumping around
There's water in my ear and I can't get it out
It's just not safe you big idiot
And now we're going down
This is a real piece of junk
I thought it would be much nicer
I want the Ted Danson plane
The pilots are back
And we are safe
Let us not go on adventures again
This is a real piece of junk
I thought it would be much nicer
I want the Ted Danson plane
This is a real piece of junk
Get on the phone tell NBC
To send the Ted Danson plane