Well I've been thinkin' for quite some time I've got a one track mind And as long as the party's poppin' you know I ain't stoppin' 'Cause I'm havin' me a grand old time When every motherfucker that I meet thinks that they can party with me Face on the floor you can't find the door I won't laugh man I've been there before Well I've been hearin' for quite some time I've got a one track mind And I'm here to confirm all the rumors, I know what you heard it's nothing new for me to be obsurd To be the topic of so many it's my goddamn responsibility Drinks at the bar leads to sex in the car I won't lie man I've been there before Gimme a scoop of this and a drop of that I'll take a shot of this and a hit of that Gimme a one of these and two of those Man I ain't never been this fucked up before Booze, buds, and brews it's hard to choose When I'm feelin' fine it's hard to lose Grill me all night, I know you do If I were you. I'd be jealous of me, too Well I've been sayin' for quite some time I've got a one track mind So behind lock and key keep that liquor from me If you don't then I'll drinkin' until I can't see When every bartender that I meet keeps servin' me my favorite drink I can't complain when I feel this way I won't lie man I'm lovin' today And I've been knowin' for quite some time I've got a one track mind And I'm not fuckin' boastin' I'm fuckin' toastin' To every single person that see's things my way And if you don't like what you see then I suggest you don't look at me Can't change my mind, can't change my ways I won't lie man I'm lovin' today Gimme a scoop of this and a drop of that I'll take a shot of this and a bit of that Gimme a one of these and two of those Man I ain't never been this fucked up before Booze, buds, and brews it's hard to choose when I'm feelin' fine it's hard to lose Grill me all night, I know you do If I were you, I'd be jealous of me, too C'mon and do it, and do it, and do it 'til your satisfied C'mon and do it, and do it, and do it 'til you're satisfied Do it, do it, do it 'til you're satisfied Whatever it is, do it, do it, do it 'til you're satisfied Whatever it is, do it, do it, do it 'til you're satisfied Whatever it is Gimme a scoop of this and a drop of that I'll take a shot of this and bit of that Gimme a one of these and two of those Man I ain't never been this fucked up before Booze, buds, and brews it's hard to choose When I'm feelin' fine it's hard to lose Grill me all night, I know you do If I were you, I'd be jealous of me, too If I were you, I'd be tryin' find someone new If I were you, I'd be getting my girl out this room 'Cause there's not that many things that I can't do