Everyone's insane and so are you You're just tired of all that fighting There's too much wrong and not much righting You think the world's about to explode If you don't get some relief you might be the first to blow When you feel like you've been down on your luck Find yourself a friend and you can both go Forget about your problems lock the bedroom door You'll feel a lot better than you felt before Get yourself a rhythm and then do it all day You'll both feel better when you both get Later in the evening when the sun goes down You'll wonder what the worrying was all about You'll feel like the top of the class once you get a little Ask somebody and you'll figure it out Some call it the walk of shame I say roll out the red carpet and strut that hall of fame While all the neighbors come and look at the sights Out in broad daylight Same clothes that you wore last night Lisa told Denise and then Miss Ida told Chuck They should stop their gossiping and all go Forget about your problems lock the bedroom door You'll feel a lot better than you felt before Get yourself a rhythm and then do it all day You'll both feel better when you both get Later in the evening when the sun goes down You'll wonder what the worrying was all about You'll feel like the top of the class once you get a little Ask somebody and you'll figure it out