Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh
Constipated beyond belief
Cannot release my poopy
Trying to shit for 30 days
Bloated by all the dookie
♪
My intestines swell with gas
As the poo poo ferments
Liquid forms in my colon
I cry in pain on the toilet
My colon can't fit all of the poop
It's piled up into my stomach
♪
I feel it coming
This is my moment
The time has come for the great release
Run to the potty
I spread my ass cheeks
My ass erupts with liquid
The toilet, overflows
With butt, squirt
Big poop
Butt squirt
Shit blood
Stinky poo-poo mess
Big poop
Butt squirt
Shit blood
Stinky poo poo mess
I flush the poop, but it can't keep up
My poop comes out faster than the toilet
The liquid is now mixed with solid
I have massive diarrhea
There is blood mixed in with the poop
Massive piles of festering blood poop
I am covered in blood and feces
♪
I am dead
Killed by poopy doo-doo
I am dead
Killed by poopy doo-doo, uh