I've been riding on my elephant since before the crack of dawn
And there's a monkey on a unicycle tearing up my lawn
Swimming in my pool, all the penguins that I rented
Smoking candy cigarettes, those birds can be demented
The monkey stole the whiskey and it drank it like a fiend
Then it stole the piñata and stumbled from the scene
Until the sunset
Until the sunset
Because today's my birthday and the cake is on fire
Today's my birthday and the cake is on fire
Today's my birthday and the cake is on fire
Today's my birthday and the cake is on fire
I always ask for money but I always get a sweater
'Cause I'm hip to the fact that it ain't getting better
Clip-on ties, all the trousers, and the socks
You might as well just give me a bag of fuckin' rocks
He said a bag of rocks
A bag of rocks
He said a bag of rocks
Big bag of rocks
Because today's my birthday and the cake is on fire
Today's my birthday and the cake is on fire
Today's my birthday and the cake is on fire
Today's my birthday and the cake is on fire
Just send the money, forget the cards
Send the money, forget the cards
Forget the presents, forget the cards
Send the money, just send the money
Because today's my birthday and the cake is on fire
Today's my birthday and the cake is on fire
Today's my birthday and the cake is on fire
Today's my birthday and the cake is on fire
Today's my birthday and the cake is on fire
Today's my birthday and the cake is on fire
Today's my birthday and the cake is on fire
Today's my birthday and the cake is on fire
Today's my birthday and the cake is on fire
Today's my birthday and the cake is on fire
Today's my birthday and the cake is on fire
Today's my birthday and the cake is on fire
Today's my birthday and the cake is on fire
Today's my birthday and the cake is on fire
Today's my birthday and the cake is on fire
Today's my birthday and the cake is on fire