When did I become Mrs. Robinson? I was just a girl Now I'm a woman (Just kidding) Life has just begun Used to be the youngest in the room Don't know when it happened But it happened way too soon Now they call me Mrs. While I am contemplating kisses And a Mrs. gotta have a little class When did I become Mrs. Robinson? Used to like 'em old Now I like 'em young (Just kidding) I like everyone But to flirt with some Would now be indecent So a woman's got to keep it Where a woman's got to keep it I remember what it's like to be eighteen All those over thirty All look the same to me But people don't ever really change We all want to remain Players in the game But you gotta keep your Schnapps More titghty under wraps And set a fine example For the young ladies and chaps When did I become Mrs. Robinson? I was undercooked Now I'm overdone (Just kidding) I'm still having fun So come on over son 'Cause life has just begun For me Mrs. Robinson