Blur the gruesome detail by crossing your eyes Evaporate oceans, make rain from the skies Here are your keys and there is the door A pat for your back and a smile for the road Slur your words when you're tired, inhale through the mouth I've got you on camera, I've figured you out Here are your keys and there is the door A pat for your back and a smile for the road So you preach to the choir for moral support They'll laugh at your punch lines and see you in court Here are your keys and there is the door A pat for your back and a smile for the road Here are your keys and there is the door A pat for your back and a smile for the road