Worship music With our hands raised (Quid pro?) (?) On the altar Yeah Harold's crying In the spirit Tongues o' fire Can 'ya feel it (Hoo!) Yeah I'm nodding off, I'm nodding off I need a case of NoDoz just to get through this I'm giving 10% and passing the plate While smiling so hard that my jaw is on fire Memorizing name tags, shaking sweaty hands I lip-synced these (same/theme) songs since I was a child While making up a good excuse to miss for next week And I don't feel a thing