Hey, Mr. Schemer
Won't you let go of that dress?
I got many times to realize what you're trying to impress
Hey, Mr. Schemer
Won't you try to ignore
All the things that you've wanted
All the things you've ignored?
♪
There he goes, he's got a nasty plan
And then everybody knows
Perfect in disguise
Got no business touchin'
Girls t'are wrapped
Pretty dresses
Now you're all but smiling
Cleaning his messes
Mr. Schemer
Going uninvited, lurking the night
Got you intoxicated doing whatever he likes
You're at the back of his car and now you're all alone
And he's got you screaming that you wish you were home!
♪
Right on time! Wits and full of charm
Probably memorized his lines
Now he's dressed to kill
And now you're thinking that he's such a charmer
Look at that smile
You're taking off your armor
In love only for a while
Mr. Schemer
♪
Going uninvited, lurking the night
Got you intoxicated doing whatever he likes
You're at the back of his car and now you're all alone
And he's got you screaming that you wish you were home!
Now your dukes are up
You're only lacking a cape
And now you're drunk on the floor
So you just sit there and wait, no!
He's lifting her skirt up, and now it's not a crime
But I'm gagging to see on just who's next in line
Close your eyes, he's the last thing you see
Buried in his arms, are you thinking of me?
Grab another drink, now you're drunk on the floor
Succumbed to demise, now he's asking for more!
Going uninvited, lurking the night
Got you intoxicated doing whatever he likes
You're at the back of his car and now you're all alone
And he's got you screaming that you wish you were home!
Now your dukes are up
You're only lacking a cape
And now you're drunk on the floor
So you just sit there and wait, no!
He's lifting her skirt up, and now it's not a crime
But I'm gagging to see on just who's next in line