I took a correspondence class in wire-tapping and assassination I learned the lingo and the proper etiquette for covert operation I got my degree in top secrecy 'cause I'm gonna' be a spy For the CIDIATFBI I'll tell you if you keep it quiet, CIA and FBI, etcetera They reformed their former ways and got themselves a brand new raison d'etre And all the intelligence personnel will work as one well-oiled machine The CIDIATFBI... is on the scene They'll be employment opportunities With prosecutional immunities And I'll apply, cause I know they're gonna need someone with my distinctive blend of grit, incompetence and greed I'll uncover Jerry Rubin, but I'll never lead 'em to Bin Laden (In his secret hideaway) I'll be on the Promenade an' he'll be in a spa in Baden Baden (Taking back the al Qaeda-way) I know when I've messed up and they investigate is a test I'll pass The CIDIATFBI... covers its ass The CI-DI-AT, FBI - that's for me, I know