We targeted your district and we called you out by name
We took positions round your door we shouted "Ready, Aim"
We televised a picture of your seat behind cross-hairs
And to the victims of this tragedy we send our thoughts and prayers
"Aim high", we say. "Shoot straight", we say. "Go for the kill", we shout.
We've got the enemy in our sights. We say "Let's take 'em out".
We want you armed and dangerous our cadidate declares
And to the victims of this tragedy we send our thoughts and prayers
Now listen I'm professing
To teach a civics lesson
With this here Smith&Wesson
Now let us pray for peace
Yes, this is war we semi-automatically repeat
And so, my friends reload and don't retreat, but do retweet
We vomit violent rhetoric like drunken legionnaires
And to the victims of this tragedy we send our thoughts and prayers
I want that second amendment remedy
And so I'm voting for Yosemite-Sam
Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am!
We can't be held responsible for every lunatic
Who hears us yelling "Kill, kill, kill" and then does something sick
It's rap and heavy metal. Yeah, the blame is cleary theirs
And to the victims of this tragedy go all our thoughts and prayers
The tree of liberty is watered with a tyrant's blood
Yes, so said Thomas Jefferson. Or was it Elmer Fudd?
The twee of wibety is watered with a tywant's blood
Eh-ehe-eh-ee
For bloody insurrection a true patriot prepares
And to the victims of that tragedy we send our thoughts and prayers
Let's pass conceal and carry
So Curly, Moe, and Larry
Can act like Dirty Harry
Now let us pray for peace
Next time some crazy loner shoots some people in the head
Don't start attacking us by quoting things we actually said
This ain't no time for politics you commie liberal where's
Your decency
Pray for peace and see
That the victims of this tragedy deserve our thought and prayers
And by the victims of this tragedy
We mean us!