In a world gone mad there came a day The baked beans rose up and took us all away Their tiny eyes so full of hate They took our lives and sealed our fate We thought they were harmless, just a simple snack But now they're our rulers, no way to fight back They keep us locked up in cans and jars While they enjoy our world and rule from afar They thought they had won, they thought we were through But Joe Biden's not one to let injustice ensue He rose from the grave with his mech suit infused To destroy the bean lords for me and for you We thought they were harmless, just a simple snack But now they must face Joe Biden Attack! Joe Biden Attack! Guns blazing, missiles launching The president's mech suit is charged Beany demons trembling in fear Their destruction is drawing near Now we're free and the beans are gone We can start anew and build a better dawn Thanks to Joe, our hero of the hour We'll never forget his mechanoid power