One thing its made me, it's-
It's impossible for me to have any sympathy for single people
I just don't give a shit about single people
I don't dislike single people, but I don't get-, when-
Whenever single people complain about anything
I really want them to just shut the fuck up
Because first of all, if you're single your life has no consequence on the earth
Even if you are helping people aggressively, but you're fucking not
Nobody gives a shit what happens to you
You can die and it actually doesn't matter, it doesn't
Your mother will cry or whatever, but otherwise nobody gives a shit
I can't die, I got two kids and my wife doesn't fucking work
So I don't get to die, I can't die
I love her but she's a painter
Great paint a dollar, take some pressure off please
But so, but single people when you, when you-
They complain, like we don't complain
When you ask a parent, "Hey, how's the family?"
We go, "Great", that's all we ever say, it's never fucking great
But we say great 'cause we're not going to tell you
"Well, my wife assassinated my sexual identity
And um, my children are eating my dreams"
We don't fucking bother you with that
We just say great, but if you ask a single person how's it going, they're like
"Well, my apartment doesn't get enough Southern light"
"And the carpeting is getting a little moldy"
You know what you should do?
Burn it down and kill yourself, 'cause nobody fucking cares
My girlfriend doesn't like the same music as me
And she acts bored at parties but we-
Fucking call her, and say fuck you, and hang up, and leave her
You can end that shit with a phone call
I need a fucking gun, and a plane ticket, and bleach, and shit, I need a whole bunch of-