My wife eh took the kids out the other day, when she just it's
The most amazing thing is when you get to be alone in your house
As a dad you never get to be alone or as a mum
But when the other parent takes the kids out and you're alone
That's fucking awesome and I think I'm getting older
Because the way I use the time as totally change
I use to have, you know jerk fest 2006 are you shitting me
Jerking off in my own house alone in my own bed
Taking my time go through my wife's shit for a pictures
Of her friends I wanna fuck everything it's awesome
But I'm older now so I don't do that I don't care about that
Now when everybody leaves, do you know what I do
I just shit for hours, I take a big long beautifully private shit
With nobody fucking with me, that's my dream in life is to take a shit
Without people fucking with me because when you've kids
You know first of all, the other parents starts banging on the door
Darla, help me, will my four year old waxing well I'm shitting
She just fucking wax in the room and does a little dirts
Like get out of her, my asshole's this big I'm pushing a shit out right now
I don't wanna see a cute face at this moment
That's traumatizing, why, and then so when leave
Even though I don't have to, I just shit for fucking hours my ass dries out
I don't care, I stay there 'cause I love shitting
That's how old I am, I love to shit, it's my favorite thing
I don't know why they call number two
I think it's easily the best ones
My book is number one
But eh, no it's eh, it's hard, having kids and being married is difficult
And you know whatever, but