I never had a period in my life
Where I was like really going, hagie with the babes
I had, it was late for me when I started having sex
I was 18 before anything happens to me
Aww, my girlfriend gave me a hand job
First thing that happened to me sexually ever
I mean it was awesome,it was great
Because nobody ever touched my dick, nobody in the world had touched my dick
My dick had touched a lot of things
Because that what you do when you a young boy
You touch your dick to many surfaces around the world
Just fucking looking for anything that feel good enough
That ehh I have to talk to a girl that a whole
But finally I gat this girlfriend and we are making out
And she reached out and She put Her hand round my dick
And I fucking loss first of all I came immediately
And also I started farting as I came
And oh o
I started farting it was pupupu throughout
And She is laughing pupu haha ha
That's how my sex life started
Ok!
That's how it started
Fucking shame and depression
Before that I was ehh, it was just me
Masturbating copiously, happily I loved it
When I discovered masturbation
I was so happy
I loved it, everybody loves it nobody owes fucking sucks
It was pretty universally liked
But ehh, I am I remember when I first started
And I thought I was the only one doing it
And I told my friend Jeff and ehh
He was doing it too
So we that is real name too, kinds of fucked up
We were comparing notes about how we masturbated
And I didn't you know well I was 11 so it gonna switch
I actually did it like this for a long time
Cause I nobody,teaches you how to chuck off
So like even when my dick grow
I kept doing it like this and until
I saw a movie or something like that and was like
Fuck the whole hell
That is genius, awesome
Easily one of the best, fucking thing I ever discovered
I still some of this fucking aww are so smart
So smart to use the whole hands
To this day of my fucking arg!
Who ever fucking yeah, awesome
But anyway, Jeff did it totally differently
Jeff didn't do, He would lie in His stomach
Hw would lie on His stomach and press His dick into His palm really hard
And He enjoyed the pressure
And ahh some kids do it like that
I looked up and I by the way
Fuck your dick I said don't do it
It does fuck your dick up
But He did He didn't know
So He was pushing His dick in His palm
And I think so He put a book on the other
Behind His head like He just liked the pressure
And He couldn't get enough pressure
So He said to me, maybe if I sat on His ass
While He did this it would be better
So I did, I sat on His ass
And I remember that moment am sitting on Jeff's ass
While He jerked Himself off and
Am thinking to myself, is this gay that am doing is?
Or am I just a really good friend
Maybe am just a good friend
It weird to think now that I fucking
Sat on 11 years old boy's ass while He masturbated
I mean I was 11 so it was cool
Now I get fucking crucify for that shit
I didn't know what I had boy
Alright easy! easy!