Mm, the only, you know, actually, the one guy I would blow, ah
Based on, based on who he is, is Ewan McGregor
There's-, there is this one guy out there
I gotta say that I have no gay inclinations except for
I met this fuckin' dude in person
I was working in some award show and there he was standing
And I was like, "Fuck", like I was just blown away
Like Jesus Christ, he is fuckin' beautiful
And he looked at me, and he was like, "Hello"
And I was like-, I fuckin' shivered, like I started shivering
Like fuck, he is fuckin' gorgeous
And like a week later, I just, I was staring off into space somewhere
And realised, fuck, I was just daydreaming about Ewan McGregor
Like seriously, I'm not gay in any other way except for
I wanna fuck that guy right in the face, I totally wanna fuck his face
I wanna fuck the shit out of his face
I want him to fuck me, I do, I want him to fuck me
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I don't really have a shot with him, I think because
I just don't rape movie stars, I'm not really