Thanks for getting through the traffic
I drove here and on the way here
I saw a bumper sticker on a car, and it said uh, it said
"Tell your girlfriend I said thanks"
Isn't that a little personal for a bumper sticker, really?
A bumper sticker should be like
"Hey, I'm in front of you bu-bu", whatever, you know
Not "Hey I fucked your girlfriend" really?
You want that on your car all day for whoever's behind you?
Tell your girlfriend I said thanks
How's he know I'm not behind him just getting mad
Crazy, taking it personal, motherfucker
I follow him home, I get out of my car in his driveway with a pipe
What the fuck does that mean?
Thank her for what exactly?
Wait a minute, you fucked my girlfriend?
Then you made that bumper sticker and found me in traffic, and got in front of me?
Motherfucker, why don't I just beat him to death with a pipe
Right there in his driveway? Mm, mm
Jerk off on his corpse
♪
Didn't need that part, didn't need it
Story was totally complete without the jerking off on the corpse
It's too late
I was at a bar the other night
Doesn't matter where because I'm lying, but uh, it was