It really was an interesting social experiment COVID
Because everybody got told the same thing
The whole world got told the same thing
If you go out unnecessarily, millions will die
And a lot of us said, oh I'm going out, yeah
I'm going now and a lot
Yeah and millions died
It's just we're not that different from the turtles
That you try to get them not to cross the fucking highway
And their like, that's where I fuck, I fuck over there, fuck you
And we're like please stop
Put a little signs up, don't go
And he's fuck you I'm a turtle, he doesn't
We're not that different
We're just a fucking species
And we're just rolling all around
Many dying old ladies died, that's what happened
Many dieing old ladies finished dying
Here's a way you gotta look at it okay
We're still making more
We're making new old ladies everyday
There's a fresh batch coming, there are gonna be great
I was having sex with a woman once
She was so beautiful, I was having trouble not cumming
So I pictured her face at eighty years old
And then I came immediately
Because she's ninety two, anyway
One thing I found really interesting was that during the pandemic
A lot of people really liked counting the dead people
Like are very popular was counting the amount of dead and dying
Do you how many people, just today, just today
Do you know how many people died of COVID-19
Just today!
When do, why...
Keeping a daily tally, we don't do this
A lot of shit going on that we don't keep a daily tally of how many
Babies were dropped in a bucket of paint
And I looked it up
I'm not kidding you, it's thirty a day
It's a real problem, I'm serious
A steady thirty babies a day are dropped in buckets of paint
It's not random, it's one guy that won't stop doing it
Yeah, we liked counting them
We liked counting the dead
And when it got really high, we didn't know how to count them anymore
People trying to find different ways to express the number or take it in
Remember January, it was really 'bout 3000 people everyday were dying of COVID
People started saying this, this is 9-11 everyday
This is literally 9-11 everyday
When did we start measuring deaths in 9-11's
When did that become the how many football views long is it
Per mass death
How many 9-11's was world war two
Can we look it up?
I know the holocaust was 2000, 9-11's
9-11 wasn't that bad, was just 1
Only one 9-11 of people died on 9-11
That's like nobody died that day
See it's all relative, because then you have those later
Remember January was really bad
January was the worst
And then March, April we all felt better
Everybody was like oh it way better now
It's was better than January
I looked it up, it was 1500 people a day
And everybody was like, oh it's way better than January
Really it's half a 9-11, every single day
But that's way better
That would be like if on 9-11, after the first tower went down
You like it's not that bad
It's just one, still got the other one that's why they made two
It's alright to make fun of 9-11
It was a hoax, alright
Sorry anyway