Here's the thing
Men our biggest fear in life
Is that we're gonna get caught being a kid fucker, that every guy's dream biggest fear
Even if you would never do it
Every guy's like that's what gonna happen to me, I know it
It's like being afraid of sharks when you're living in the desert
Like I don't go to the ocean but it's gonna happen
'Cause it's a fear and not based in it's likelihood
But in how horrible, it would be, if it happened
Because when they catch a pedophile, holy fuck
Holy shit, it's brutal
Because we're scared
We're so scared of pedophilia because it's here and it's not going anywhere
That a fact, it's not like there's a finite amount of pedophiles
And we got the last one
Now it keeps happening, every generation
There's more
Some of you have kids
And some of them are gonna grow up and fuck kids
They might you know
Okay no I'm, of course not yours for some reason
But they're coming from some place
So any real solution has to start with the basic reality
That there will always be pedophiles
Not a great thought, I understand it's not a uplifting
Wouldn't put that on a fridge magnet
Or on your screen saver at the office
There will always be pedophiles
Hey, where's Jim, he's not at his desk
We do, we have to start with that reality
Because our solutions that we have so far don't really work
Here is our current solution to pedophilia
We wait 'til somebody fucks about 10,000 kids
And then we go, alright you, you better cut that out
That's pretty much it
There's no measures for preventing it
None, we have no policy to prevent
We are not even just as eh, it's like a street sign
There's a street sign for everything
No hunting, no speeding, no skateboarding
I've never seen a don't fuck a child sign in the world
I've been in all over the world
Not even just like a picture of a guy fucking a kid with a line through
So that's it transcends language barriers
I mean try it
You won't get most of them with the sign
But even if one out of 'bout fifty of them is like
Oh shit, I am sorry
I didn't know it was an issue, that's a money well spent
There's things that might work and we don't even try them
Like is anybody working on very realist child sex dolls
Ok then, let them fuck your kids forever, if that's better I'm so sorry
For suggesting something that might actually work, oh no
Let them fuck both my sons but don't a doll, that would be distasteful
This thing is that this, I'm still talking about this, this problem, we lose things
Because we won't really face it, you know, they are important to us, like the boys scout
Boys scouts, wonderful thing, being sued out of existence because of all the kid fuckery
That goes on, and I know but it's upsetting because look, here's a thing the boys scouts
Is a wonderful thing for kid, they go to the woods, they work together, they learn skills
They get in touch with nature, what could have been better for boy than that
But some of those guys, wanna fuck the kids, I don't they do it a lot
It's not like they just a shit load of kids being fucked in the boys scouts
I think its mostly that they find out, that the guy wanks though
I don't actually know though, I don't, do you know why I don't know
Because I'm afraid they look it up, I'll go to prison for typing it into eh, google
How do you solve a problem if you're afraid of fucking look it up
How many boys scout get fucked on bah bah bah, oh shit
Every time I move I got to tell my neighbors that I looked it up
Here's it what happens, every few years you find out that
There's some pedophile type people in the boys scout
And then, they announce we got them, we got them all, we good
And then, a year later, uh it's a bunch of more, what's going on here
At some people, you got to wake up to the basic fact, that the, maybe the people
Who are best suited to give your kids these wonderful experiences
Are folks that wanna fuck them maybe that's, maybe that's why they good at it
Maybe that's, if you want that, that's where you go, maybe that's just the way that goes
Who else wouldn't want to take a bunch of kids to the fucking woods
Who wants to take your shit kids to the fucking woods
You don't wanna take 'em, who else wanna do that
Except people that are barely containing that they wanna fuck
Every kid in the face, that's why they good at it, that's what makes them good at it
I'm not saying that all scout masters are pedophiles, I might be saying
That the best ones are, I might be saying that, that sounds right
So I don't know, get to lose the whole thing, just tell your kids some of those guys
Want to fuck you just be careful, have a good time, take the contribution from where it comes
Michael Jackson, wonderful music blessed us with wonderful music
Did some other things too, what the, what's worse a pedophile
Who makes beautiful music, or one that doesn't
This is the choices, no pedophile is not on the menu