Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, John Pinette
(Cheers)
Wow, you're a lively bunch
I should take you all to a buffet
We could rent busses
I'd go in first
I'd be like the leader
I'd walk in, I'd kick in the door, "I'M STARVIN!!!!"
"May I have your attention please"
"I have me and 300 friends from weight watchers"
"We're going off the wagon tonight"
"We've been eating salads for a month and were ready to snap"
"Get those people out of the way, we don't want anyone to get hurt"
"There were kids missing the last time, and that's a damn shame"
Just watch the manager of the old country buffet
He'll look like a deer caught in headlights
(Manager) "Get the turkey back in the kitchen right now"
"Just do it!"