Well, I was workin' in my shed late one night When she creeped up and she turned on her light With six big old tires and glowing bright eyes The roar of that engine took me by surprise (She did the Smash!) Monster Truck Smash! (The Monster Smash!) 'Cause she's yellow and bright! (She did the Smash!) She loves to crash! (She did the Smash!) The Monster Truck Smash! From Thunder Hollow, she came from the east To our little town, she drove like a beast To scare all my friends, she was covered in grime Then we all knew it was Miss Fritter time! (She did the Smash!) Monster Truck Smash! (The Monster Smash!) 'Cause she's yellow and bright! (She did the Smash!) She loves to crash! (She did the Smash!) The Monster Truck Smash! What a derby, and it just begun! Miss Fritter? Ho, ho, ho, she was having fun! Everybody started shakin'! Oh, you should've seen that little car run into you! (She did the Smash!) Monster Truck Smash! (The Monster Smash!) She's yellow and bright! (She did the Smash!) She loves to crash! (She did the Smash!) The Monster Truck Smash! She did the Smash!) These derbies are fuh-un! (The Monster Smash!) And at the end, everybody needs a tow! (She did the Smash!) Ha, ha! That's why they call Mater! (She did the Smash!) (She did the Smash!)