Well I saw this sign drivin' down the street
It had a bunch of dents in it and its paint was beat
I started shakin' and I said, "Dadgum!"
It looked like Purple Fender Bender had come
It was a one-geared, one-horned drivin' Purple Fender Bender
(One-geared, one-horned drivin' Purple Fender Bender)
One-geared, (horn sound) drivin' Purple Fender Bender
Looked kind of strange to me (One gear?)
Well it came down the road and he hit a tree
I said, "Mr. Fender Bender, don't wreck me"
I heard him say in a voice so low,
"I wouldn't smash you 'cause I need a tow"
It was a one-geared one-horned drivin' Purple Fender Bender
(One-geared one-horned drivin' Purple Fender Bender)
Dadgum, (horn sound) drivin' Purple Fender Bender
Looked kind of strange to me (One gear?)
I said, "Mr. Purple Fender Bender, what's your line?"
He said, "Been in purple fenders and it sure is fine
But that's not the reason that I come to you
I run out of gas and I need a jump too!"
I put my breaks, stop and go, driving Purple Fender Bender
Flat tire, I'm out of gas, drivin' Purple Fender Bender
(New wheel, mud flaps) Drivin' Purple Fender Bender
Sure looks strange to me
And I failed to think and I gave you my junk
His engine turned over and it let out a thunk
His pistons were crazy as he drove out of sight
And I failed to think and I gave you my junk
His engine turned over and it let out a thunk
His pistons were crazy as he drove out of sight
(Spoken): Woo-hoo! Ho, ho! Can you believe that?