Hey, everybody! Grab you a costume and put 'er on! Time to go trunk-or-treat! Check your wig, get it on tight! Time for fun! Time for a fright! Scatter and scoot and away we go!) Trunk in the back and treat your partner Trunk-or-treat! Trunk-or-treat! Trunk in the back and treat your partner now Door to door! Ask for more! Keep them treats comin' all night long! (But if the light ain't on, then move along, move along! Better the costume, better the treats! Drive on up and ask for a sweet! Shoot! Somebody get me an air freshener! Dadgum!) Trunk in the back and treat your partner Trunk-or-treat! Trunk-or-treat! Trunk in the back and treat your partner now Door to door! Ask for more! Keep them treats comin' all night long! (Knock on the doors and open your trunks! Settle up full of junk! Oil is sweet and fuel's a-flowin' Keep this Jambooree a-goin'! Wait a minute! I don't even know which way I'm going!) Trunk in the back and treat your partner Trunk-or-treat! Trunk-or-treat! Trunk in the back and treat your partner now Door to door! Ask for more! Keep them treats comin' all night long!