I wanna be in the movies
But just look at my face
Ohh
People fly to me
I think I my place
Aaaa
I'm no
Denzel, Will Smith or Brad Pitt
Eeeee
My face won't sell will it?
No a bit
I look awkward
And people gawk towards me
As they walk towatds me
They feel awkwardly
I look awkward
And people gwak towards me
As they walk away from my face
Yeas they will walk right away from my face
Hey there's a lot of movie stars who look more fucked up than you
(Fucked up?)
They're actors, or they cracked the code, or they made it do
(I looked fucked up?)
So chin that double chin up
And double up side that grin up
(Smile?)
And think of all that actors who are famous but not pin ups
Alright, Paul Giamatti
Not a hottie
More like something you would find in a potty.
Oliver Black
He's all that
Unless you mean fat
Splat
Seth Rogen
Girls might take him home and poke him like he's the Pillsburry Doughman
Kevin James
He's fame of shame
He got no claim on any dame
Larry The Cable Guy
Not an able guy
More like and unstable guy
He made Betty Grable cry
Sylvester Stallone
He full of balogna
He's a one trip pony
More like Stalonely
You try some now
Forest Whitaker
He's not a hit maker
More like a headacher
Or a spit tak maker
Jack Black
He a fat sack wack sack
I rather see Jack back than his man rack
You're shaped like a hatchback
Suck on my nut sack
You hack
I'll break into you're house and kill you while you're sleeping MOTHERFUCKER!!
Yeah!!!
Jack Black your dad!!
YOU'RE GONNA DIE!!
WOAH!!
*Silence*
What's the next one?
I'm going to do the rest of them
Alright.
Uh... Philip Seymour Hoffman
More like Eeyore in a coffin
I rather see him less
Not see him more often
Steve Buscemi
Not crem of the cremy
He's morelike flem of the flemmy
Kablemmy
You may look awkward
But people gawk towards you
As they walk towards you
Cause they love awkward you
I look awkward
And people gawk towards me
As they walk into my face
Yes they will walk right into my face
As they're headed to the movie theater place!!!