Our disease
Our disease
Our disease
Our disease
Our disease
Our disease
Is scurvy, scurvy, scurvy
Scur-, scurvy
Which is a lack of vitamin C disease
That occurs when your body gets no citrus
It killed a bunch of old-timey sailors, argh
Complications caused by scurvy may affect your teeth, your skin, your teeth, your blood cells teeth, and bones
Among others
Scurvy can be difficult to diagnose
Because its symptoms often mimic those of other ailments
The most distinctive sign of scurvy is a really bad case of gum disease
Which occurs in many
But not all, cases
(Of scurvy), scurvy (scurvy)
Scur-, scurvy
Our disease
Our disease
Our disease
Our disease
Is Fasciolosis
Fasciolosis
Which is a condition caused by an infection from a parasitic flatworm
It's a microscopic bug (it's a tiny little bug)
Found in watercress my friends
That's a slightly bitter green
Which my father really loved
A watercress fanatic
He ate it by the bushel
Oh, our disease will make your tummy burn like lava
Also, my father had diarrhea
Delia told me all about his diarrhea
Shh! Daddy was in pain
Agonizing pain
His Hiney wasn't well
Itchy and unwell
People need to know what could be swarming inside their food
So our disease is fasciolosis
Fasciolosis
And now we'll take that A
Our disease
Our disease
Our disease
Our disease
Is, is my disease
My disease
Which is an incredibly rare genetic disorder
In which several signs of aging are manifested at a very early age
Some symptoms may include (uh oh)
Wrinkled skin, stiff joins, hip dislocation (womp, womp)
Atherosclerosis
This was a terrible idea (macular degeneration)
Hypertension (look how they're looking at me)
Presbycusis
Like I'm a slide, I'm a chart
I'm a freak on display (cardiac issues)
Exhibit A (and the general failure too)
Well what about exhibit B?
You wanna know what I see
Your disease is a bad case of adolescence
Accompanied by anxiety, peer pressure
Bruised egos, and then over concerned about a science grade
About football games
About who's getting laid
Who's got a zit
Who's wearing what
Who gives a shit
Your disease is a tough one that's for sure
Getting older is my affliction
Getting older is your cure
Getting older is your cure
But for me there is no cure
Few people with my disease live longer than 16 years
And, I just turned 16!
So, happy birthday, my disease
Oh, my-my-my, oh my disease
An incredibly rare, genetic hatcha disorder, pew