I'm tryin' not to drink too much I'm tryin' not to drink too much I feel a whole lot better when I'm drunk So I can't drink too much I'm tryin' not to smoke at home I'm tryin' not to smoke at home The loneliness is brighter when I'm stoned So I can't smoke at home And you won't cry And you won't cry And you won't cry You won't cry for me I'm tryin' not to chew that gum I'm tryin' not to chew that gum I haven't figured out how to stop that one So I keep tryy-uhn I'm tryin' not to make a scene I'm tryin' not to make a scene I'm tryin' not to make a scene But I can't promise anything If you won't cry If you won't cry If you won't cry You won't cry for me If you won't cry If you won't cry If you won't cry You won't cry for me