Fix it, we're gonna fix it
We're gonna put our heads together 'til we fix it
We're gonna work right through the day
We will not even stop to play
We will come up with a solution, we will fix it
Fix it, we're gonna fix it
We're gonna put our heads together 'til we fix it
We're gonna work right through the day
We will not even stop to play
We will come up with a solution, we will fix it
Fix it, fix it
Who's got a brilliant idea?
Tonic, let's give him tonic
We'll give him a dose of tonic, that will fix it
From chicken pox to baby burps
My mommy says it always works
It doesn't matter, take some tonic, that'll fix it
Oh, I feel awful
That didn't fix it?
All it gave me was a case of indigestion
Alka Seltzer, hurry, quick
Oh, I think I'm getting sick
All we need now is another great suggestion
Fix it, fix it
Who's got a brilliant idea?
Stretch him, that's it, let's stretch him
Oh no, you don't, don't you dare touch me
Yeah, let's stretch him
This won't hurt, it's bound to work
Each grab an end then give a jerk
Don't go too far
Oh, don't stretch him
Fix it, we're gonna fix it
We're gonna put our heads together 'til we fix it
We're gonna work right through the day
We will not even stop to play
We will come up with a solution, we will fix it
Fix it
Who's got a brilliant idea?
Record, a Christmas record
We'll have our good old friend dear Psalty eat the record
And when he thinks of Christmas songs
Just like that, we'll sing along
That is the last straw, I won't do it, nope, no records
Then we can't fix it, no, we can't fix it
We have tried our best and still we cannot fix it
I don't know what more we can do
It looks to me like we're all through
I guess we'd better all go home now
We can't fix it