When David was a wee little lad He killed a great big lion bad And all the sheep were very glad Because the lion made them sad Oh, whizz, bang went the rock on his head Whizz, bang, boom, fell down, he's dead Whack, whack, sword cut off his head He should have stayed in bed When David saw Goliath He said, "Who is that man Even though no man can kill him My God tells me I can" Oh, whizz, bang went the rock on his head Whizz, bang, boom, fell down, he's dead Whack, whack, sword cut off his head He should have stayed in bed "I should have stayed in bed"