I wake up every morning to the sound of birds It's really not birds it's my neighbor's TV She watches talk shows all day long I used to hate her but now we get along I used to sit under a gloomy cloud of gray And now the sun is shining and it won't go away I used to go up I used to go down Now I'm just even here in Happy Town Happy Town My boyfriend Bob he said I made him miserable But we stayed together 'cause the sex was really good And then he packed his bags with me to Happy Town We don't fuck anymore, but we can really snuggle down I used to sit under a gloomy cloud of gray And now the sun is out and my whole world is beige I used to go up I used to go down Now I'm just even here in Happy Town I don't get excited But nor do I frown The lawn is always neat in Happy Town Happy Town Happy Town To get to Happy Town you can call your doctor You can unscrew the child-proof bottle cap Pour yourself a glass of water I used to sit under a gloomy cloud of gray And now the sun is shining and it won't go away I used to go up I used to go down Now I'm just even here in Happy Town I don't get excited Nor do I frown The lawn is always neat in Happy Town Happy Town Happy Town I used to go up I used to go down Now I'm just even here in Happy Town I don't get excited But nor do I frown Life is just OK in Happy Town Happy Town Happy Tow