I could slip, I could fall In that mean and awful hall With the other jealous bitches And the bitter grumbling men I could sneer, I could glare say that Life is so unfair and the one who Made it, made it 'cause her breasts Were really big Well, I don't wanna get bitter I don't wanna turn cruel I don't wanna get old Before I have to I could bitch, I could moan Say I want to be left alone But that's not really true Because I like my time with you Till you rant and you rave Wishing fat folks to their grave But I feel sorry for them You say they get what they deserve Well, I don't wanna get bitter I don't wanna turn cruel I don't wanna get old Before I have to And I don't wanna get jaded Petrified and weighted I don't wanna get bitter like you Like you, with the darts in your eyes Like you, with disdain for mankind I was charmed, now I wonder Well I don't wanna get bitter I don't wanna turn cruel I don't wanna get old Before I have to So I'll smile with the rest I'll wish everyone the best And know the one who made it Made it 'cause she was actually pretty good But I don't wanna get bitter I don't wanna turn cruel I don't wanna get old Before I have to And I don't wanna get jaded Petrified and weighted I don't wanna get bitter like you No, I don't wanna get bitter I don't wanna turn cruel I don't wanna get old Before I have to And I don't wanna get jaded Petrified and weighted I don't wanna get bitter like you