Hey Wendell, where are you now? I searched online, but nothing found I wonder what you done and what you become Wendell, you were the first for me We were both stoned and seventeen After our date at the Denny's, we got it on We got it on It didn't last too long Hey Robin, I typed in your name Nothing came up, so I'm afraid I'll never know exactly why you broke up with me But it turned out okay Met someone else on that same day Her name was Jenny and I wrote her that song Didn't last too long And the list goes on These are some of the people that I (Some of the people) I went out with Before I met you These are some of the people that I (Some of the people) Thought would be the one Oh Oh Billy, my, how you changed You lost your hair and gained that weight I wonder if I Look that bad too Have you kept up with my career? Do you still wish that you were near? I hope that you regret You fucked my best friend Marilyn Marilyn These are some of the people that I (Some of the people) I went out with Before I met you These are some of the people that I (Some of the people) Thought would be the one Oh Hey Alex, now what do I do? Went on Classmates and I found you Do I pay extra for your address and phone? No, I leave it alone I got a new love in my life I think that this one could be right If not, I'll add another verse to this song And the list goes on These are some of the people that I (Some of the people) I went out with Before I met you These are some of the people that I (Some of the people) Thought would be the one These are some of the people that I (Some of the people) Thought would last and make me happy These are some of the people that I (Some of the people) Thought would be the one Oh Hey Wendell, where are you now? Hey Wendell, where are you now?