Gee, but its great to be back home Home is where I want to be I've been on the road so long, my friend And if you come along I know you wouldn't disagree It's the same old story Everywhere I go I get slandered, libeled I hear words I never heard in the bible And I'm one step ahead of the shoe shine Two steps away from the county line And I've got to keep my customers satisfied Satisfied Deputy sheriff said to me What you came here for, boy You better get your bags and flee You're in trouble boy and now you're heading into more It's the same old story Everywhere I go I get slandered, libeled I hear words I never heard in the bible And I'm so tired, ohh so tired And I've got to keep my customers satisfied Satisfied It's the same old story Everywhere I go I get slandered, libeled I hear words I never heard in the bible And I'm so tired And I've got to keep my customers satisfied Satisfied