The Black, The Black, The Black Wagon The Black, The Black, The Black Wagon The Black, The Black, The Black Wagon The tale that you have heard tonight We cross our hearts is true And every week a diff'rent tale (Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!) In red and white and blue So if you hear the wagon spokes Just say a grav'lly prayer The Wagon's comin' straight for you Tune in, if you dare The Black, The Black, The Black Wagon The Black, The Black, The Black Wagon The Black, The Black, The Black Wagon The Black, The Black, The Black Wagon The Black, The Black, The Black Wagon The Black, The Black, The Black Wagon Mister Storm: I am Mister Storm Mister Tender: And I am Mister Tender Mister Storm: Sleep lightly, travelers Mister Tender: The Black Wagon will return next week