See? What makes a guy like me so serious? I'll tell you right now Y'all know who it is, the one and only berzerk Joey (What makes a guy like me) a few things, look You niggas couldn't fuck the broads I choose Couldn't push the rides that I cruise, niggas couldn't tie my shoes I've been all around the world You niggas ain't men, y'all are girls, niggas couldn't bench what I curl Shouldn't be a question about your favorite rapper And my label got me questioning my favorite rapper So I broke hard, one man gang, no squad No Cailis needed to go hard, listen It's not rappin', I'm spittin' 'bout everythin' that happened In a few bars, twenty five years get packed in No regrets 'til my days up Can't be Pat Ewing lookin back on that lay-up When you hood like me, you pull up in that Taurus Still turnin' down pussy, you get too many offers My guard's up, too many crossed us Nowadays not enough chiefs and it's too many bosses I'm for real wit' it Everybody can't be a boss man Everybody can't have weight, somebody gotta have bags Everybody can't have a brick, somebody gotta have an O around here somewhere Man lets just be for real about it As if y'all needed to be reminded I don't look for trouble, I just help a nigga find it A & R feel like everybody the one I walk around feelin' like everybody my son, one Shorty feelin' the God, I can't blame her And kicked down the door and came through like Kramer (word) Now find a nigga better than that I walked out the movie "Source" and started settin' my trap And I don't yap about how I move wit' all the guns Like a hustlers dance, can't do that where I'm from, son Talk to me, if it's about a buck, heavy cream On my Eric Bana shit, fuck everythin' They thought that I would go astray, but I won't David Banner may have time to play, but I don't 'Cause I spit the cane wit' ease And I can't just freeze, not until this whole game's febreezed Motherfuckers We need some new shit goin' on around here Too much of the same syncopated, repetitive shit Too much of them pscyho man, can't be playin' this shit You see it (So serious) don't worry though, mixtapes missed me I missed y'all too man (You niggas trash) I'm back Lethal all while they niggas get comfortable Them niggas don't know how to act man Bitch started talkin' about take overs and shit Ain't none of that happen, ain't nobody takin' over That why I'm still here in New Jersey (So serious) AKA that dude, AKA the one and only AKA fuck nigga, AKA hustle and flow nigga I do it all for the boys (So serious)