Hello Slender, He-Hello Slender I just wanna be your friend, I don't intend to offend I don't want all the pages I'd rather chill in the woods together and talk for ages People say you're bad but I know the truth You're so nice I brought a present A new tie for your suit So don't glitch and abduct me I'm friendly AHOHMYGOD!!!!!
I'
LL GO BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE ELSE JEEZE Minx:
Hello Mr.
He-hello Mr.
Face I just wanna be your bestest mate You're just a grunt to most, but I think you're great So let's hang out and have a picnic! (YAY!) I won't forget your birthday I don't have amnesia You got a big mouth but we still share secrets What's that?
You wanna play tag?
O.
K I'
LL FIND ANOTHER MONSTER TO ASK!!!! () Boyinaband and Minx:
Hello Monsta H-hello monsta I just wanna be your friend No-one wants to get hurt today (repeat) Minx:
Hello necro H-hello necromorph You wanna be my BFF?
Of course!
If your ever feeling down buddy You can embrace me Play video games at my place it's Dead Spacey I want an Alien buddy so I can look at the stars and hear you gargle out the names so I can point to where they are Hey you're smiling at me!
I can see your teeth!
OH OH MY GOD OK!
I'
LL LEAVE YOU IN PEACE!
Hello Pyramid h-hello Pyramid Head I betcha been acting out because you need a friend I can tell you lift bro we'll visit the gym and the find a traffic cone and pretend we're twins Let's take a trip to Egypt you'll be so popular everyone will want to take pics I hope customs ain't strict with the metal detector OH MY GOD OK I'
LL ASK SLENDER AGAIN!
Markiplier: I want Slenderman to be my frienderman And we can take a road-trip in the slendervan With the face and the morph there kicking it too!
And Pyramid Head just picking the tunes (Repeat)