Peter
The Daily Bugle guy sold me out
"Peter's Spider-Man" everybody shouts
Somehow people think Mysterio was good,
Circumstances of his death are so misunderstood.
My friends got rejected from MIT
I didn't even accepted to any university
Call in a favor from an old friend
Doc Strange! Got a problem
Can you help me mend?
Doctor Strange
Concoct a spell, everyone'll forget
Who you are, that's a sure fire bet
Quit messing with my magic, the offer's withdrawn,
Fix your crap yourself, I want you gone!
Octavius
Hello debag
Strange cast a spell like a curse,
Cracked open the Multiverse.
Troubled nemeses and violent outbursts,
Worlds collide, damn it hurts.
Can the Doctor restore the fractured Universe?
Electro
Y'all gonna act like I ain't butt naked?
Peter
No sir, the sight just a makes my voice box vacant
Aunt May
You have to help people, no matter what
Even if it means risking you getting struck
Peter
Sorry Strange, can't just let 'em die,
Hope you understand, see you later
Doctor Strange
Whhhyyyyyyy???!!!!!
Green Goblin
We don't need you to save us,
We don't need to be fixed,
These are not curses, they're gifts!
Octavius
Norman?
Green Goblin
Norman's on sabbatical
Aunt May
Kick their aes, but show some humility,
With great power comes great responsibility
Andrew Garfield
Hi Peter, I'm Peter, and he's Peter
It's confusing I know
Tobey
We got the sense that you needed our help, c'mon let's go!
Peter
Does it just come out your wrists
Or can you shoot it from anywhere else?
Tobey
Are you teasing me? Cause I'll go Bully Maguire on your mother!