(It's gonna be so out that) Hey, hey Excuse me I don't mean to be rude, see But couldn't help notice you standing there grooving Tryna bust a move How bout we hit that dance floor? But first, I'll get a little somethin' somethin' on ice Then I'm James Brown in my mind And that liquid courage kicks in 'Cause I can't dance worth shit But I can do a little something like this Two steps to the left, two steps to the right Don't matter, long as I get to hold you tight all night And babe, don't laugh when I spin you round and it looks bad This white boy's rhythm is the gift I'm given Ain't kidding, these hips are stiff Yeah, I can't dance worth shit Some things just can't be taught But watch me give it everything I've got Give it my best shot Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah All night I see you smiling You gotta give me props for trying I feel it down deep Bringing that heat Dad moves on flick Yeah, the flesh is willing but the feet are weak So first, I'll get a little somethin' somethin' on ice Then I'm JT in my mind And that liquid courage kicks in 'Cause I can't dance worth shit But I can do a little something like this Two steps to the left, two steps to the right Don't matter, long as I get to hold you tight all night And babe, don't laugh when I spin you round and it looks bad This white boy's rhythm is the gift I'm given Ain't kidding, these hips are stiff Yeah, I can't dance worth shit Some things just can't be taught But watch me give it everything I've got Give it my best shot Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah All night ♪ (Bring the drums in!) But first, I'll get a little Patron on ice Then I'm Bruno in my mind When that liquid courage kicks in 'Cause I can't dance worth shit But I can do a little something like this Two steps to the left, two steps to the right Don't matter, long as I get to hold you tight all night And babe, don't laugh when I spin you round and it looks bad This white boy's rhythm is the gift I'm given Ain't kidding, these hips are stiff Yeah, I can't dance worth shit