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I'm afraid of the internet
I'm afraid of the internet
And the crazy shit that people say
When they're hiding behind a mask
And their hungry and horny enough too late
I'm afraid that we can't go back
This big machine is too bad to break
I'm afraid of the things I did
One day they'll post all my mistakes
All my mistakes
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I'm afraid of the internet
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I'm afraid of the internet
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I'm afraid of the internet
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God, it's hard to be innocent
When the world keeps showing you it's dick
And disaster is imminent
Getting sicker and stranger with every click
I'm afraid that we've gone too far
This big machine is too broke to fix
I'm afraid of the things I saw
Some things you just cannot forget
You can't forget
You can't forget
You can't forget
Scared of spiders
Scared of people dying in their sleep
So I goggled, can you have a heart attack at 33
First I looked at Reddit, then I looked around at WebMD
Saw a list of all the symptoms
Asked myself could this be me
Then I clicked a picture of an actress that I never knew
She had recently died tragically
She drowned at Lake Piru
I started crying, and I wondered if that's a normal thing to do
So I searched the five stages of grief
And found a link to something cute
It was a meme of a dog in a bikini at the beach
In big white letters at the bottom
It said follow your dreams
So I got up to take some action
Feeling high on self-esteem
But then the high it started crashing
So I turned back to the screen
And I started to scream
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I'm afraid of the internet
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I'm afraid of the internet
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I'm afraid of the internet
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I'm afraid of the internet
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I'm afraid, so afraid
I'm afraid