You want a guy that's sweet
A guy that's tough
A feminist who likes to pay stuff
The kind of guy that gets along with your friends
Without being attracted to any of them
A good boy a bad boy a good bad boy
A half good, half bad, half boy
Loves your brother
Sensitive but not weak
And is a great lover, calls your mother on the weekend
Now you might think this guy only exists in your mind
Well guess what, you're right
If you want love, lower your expectations a few
Because Prince Charming would never settle for you
If you want love, just pick a guy and love him
And if he's got a thing for feet say "Fuck it, sweep me off them"
♪
You want a girl that's nice, a girl that's not obsessed with looks but is insanely hot
The kind of girl that you can show to your folks
Loves the movies that you like and always laughs at your jokes
A real girl, a hot girl, a really hot girl, a brand new really hot real doll
Wants to impress you, doesn't care if you notice
And only ever uses you to tickle her throat with
And now you might think that this girl only exists in your mind
She's real, but last week, she died
If you want love, lower your expectations a lot
You might think your dick is a gift, I promise its not
You want love, just pick a girl and love her
Then whip out your dick and let the girl you love decline the offer
I don't want a neat freak, I don't want a slob
Somebody with bed head in a dead end job
Cause I won't settle for less than perfect
We want perfect children, a perfect life
A perfect husband or a perfect wife
But deep down we know we don't deserve it
But
We all deserve love
Even on the days when we aren't out best
'Cause we all suck, but love can make us suck less
All deserve love, its the very best part of being alive
And I would know, I just turned 25